What if The Godfather were actually about a biracial crime family? No wait, what if Jaws were about a shark terrorizing a beach of biracial sunbathers? OK, OK, think smaller. How about Splash but he falls in love with a biracial mermaid? The Last Temptation of Christ but Judas hunts Jesus down for being biracial? A Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddy haunts the dreams of biracial teens? Weird Science but they build a biracial sex robot? Or maybe, Clerks , but the conversations behind the counter